Fat by Association

January 14, 2005
A little quiz I made up to try to add a little humor to my current state of weight. I know - I know - I can laugh all I want and that won't change anything.

Actually, though - I think it does burn calories.

Anyway - here ya go.

Choose the definition of these words as they apply best in your life:

Scarf:
a. An item of clothing one wears around one’s neck to keep warm or accessorize an outfit.
b. Something you do to your food when it arrives at a restaurant.

Wolf:
a. An animal in the canine family that travels in packs and mates for life.
b. The way in which you eat a bowl of anything – ice cream, chili, cereal, etc.

Shovel:
a. An item used for digging dirt, snow, etc.
b. The best adjective to describe how food goes from the plate and into your mouth.

Inhale:
a. To breathe in with the lungs.
b. What you do to the entire contents of a box of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy:
a. Loveable advertising icon for a bread and pastry company.
b. Your nickname.

Gobble:
a. The sound a turkey makes.
b. What you do to a pan of brownies.

Split:
a. A gymnast’s/dancer’s position that requires great flexibility.
b. The fate of most of your pants.

Gorge:
a. A deep narrow passage with steep rocky sides; a ravine.
b. What you do at a buffet.

Belt:
a. A flexible band, as of leather or cloth, worn around the waist to support clothing, secure tools or weapons, or serve as decoration.
b. Never heard of it.


Mostly a's - You're normal and healthy.
Mostly b's - You're fat and your name is Ginger.

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