Fat by Association
Actually, though - I think it does burn calories.
Anyway - here ya go.
Choose the definition of these words as they apply best in your life:
Scarf:
a. An item of clothing one wears around one�s neck to keep warm or accessorize an outfit.
b. Something you do to your food when it arrives at a restaurant.
Wolf:
a. An animal in the canine family that travels in packs and mates for life.
b. The way in which you eat a bowl of anything � ice cream, chili, cereal, etc.
Shovel:
a. An item used for digging dirt, snow, etc.
b. The best adjective to describe how food goes from the plate and into your mouth.
Inhale:
a. To breathe in with the lungs.
b. What you do to the entire contents of a box of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy:
a. Loveable advertising icon for a bread and pastry company.
b. Your nickname.
Gobble:
a. The sound a turkey makes.
b. What you do to a pan of brownies.
Split:
a. A gymnast�s/dancer�s position that requires great flexibility.
b. The fate of most of your pants.
Gorge:
a. A deep narrow passage with steep rocky sides; a ravine.
b. What you do at a buffet.
Belt:
a. A flexible band, as of leather or cloth, worn around the waist to support clothing, secure tools or weapons, or serve as decoration.
b. Never heard of it.
Mostly a's - You're normal and healthy.
Mostly b's - You're fat and your name is Ginger.
