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October 27, 2005 MOVING ON OVER!!!
October 27, 2005 Seven, Six
October 21, 2005 Friday Flashback: How Appropriate
October 18, 2005 Sea For Yourself!!!
October 17, 2005 Work Shower
October 14, 2005 Friday Flashback: The ďOtherĒ Best Day of My ENTIRE Life
October 13, 2005 So far . . . SO CUTE!
October 12, 2005 Writerís Block
October 07, 2005 Time is NOT on My Side
October 06, 2005 Semi-Gratuitous Photo Blog
October 03, 2005 Shower Power
October 03, 2005 Why Donít We Just Name Him Andre?
September 29, 2005 Mama Drama
September 27, 2005 I Have Now Heard It All
September 26, 2005 The Weekend of Progress
September 23, 2005 Friday Flashback: Stupid Girl
September 21, 2005 31 Weeks
September 20, 2005 Heís Leaving Home
September 19, 2005 HoreMOANs
September 16, 2005 Friday Flashback: Red Beans and Vice
September 12, 2005 Pass the Salt
September 08, 2005 AfterMATH? More like, AfterADVANCEDCALCULUS
September 02, 2005 Friday Flashback: Last Great Time in the Big Easy
September 01, 2005 Welcome to the Terrordome
August 30, 2005 I AM Alive!!!
August 26, 2005 Friday Flashback: Hairem Scarem
August 24, 2005 Hey Jude Ė (Volume 2 Ė August 2005)
August 23, 2005 Disneyworld 1995
August 22, 2005 Emotional Taggage
August 19, 2005 Flashback Friday: Last Night
August 17, 2005 Consumer Identity Crisis
August 16, 2005 New & Improved
August 12, 2005 Friday Flashback: Old Folks Home
August 11, 2005 Who Stole My Sharpie?
August 09, 2005 Sigh . . . Whimper
August 08, 2005 The Dung Beetle & Other Happenings
August 05, 2005 Friday Flashback: In a Pinch
August 04, 2005 Vicarious Life
August 03, 2005 Glucose for Comfort
August 01, 2005 Liking . . .Hating . . . Terrified Of
July 29, 2005 Flashback Friday: The Best Day of my ENTIRE Life
July 28, 2005 Periodontal Persecution of the Amex Variety
July 27, 2005 Looking up . . .
July 25, 2005 Thereís a Tear in My Non-Alcoholic Beer
July 22, 2005 Friday Flashback: Iíll Bet It Wasnít Like This in the Cool, Early 80s, Giant Jar of Mayonnaise Dropped Off a Building, NBC Days
July 21, 2005 Run For Your Lives!!!
July 20, 2005 Hey Jude (Volume 1 Ė July 2005)
July 18, 2005 Wild About Harry
July 15, 2005 Friday Flashback: Tune Terror
July 14, 2005 Tenth Planet Discovered!!!
July 13, 2005 What Do I Think This Is? Mexico?!?
July 11, 2005 Miss Me?
July 06, 2005 ITíS A . . . .
July 05, 2005 Today is THE DAY!!!
July 01, 2005 Friday Flashback: Siblings Revenge
June 30, 2005 The Birth of the Shmoo
June 29, 2005 Almost Halfway There!
June 28, 2005 Oh NO!
June 28, 2005 Would Be So Much Finer if it Werenít For My Vagina
June 27, 2005 The Weekend, Old Friends and New Injuries
June 24, 2005 Friday Flashback: Hey Little Sister, Shotgun . . .
June 23, 2005 You Know, I Used to Get Paid for This
June 22, 2005 Our Little ďCan of SodaĒ Can Hear!
June 21, 2005 ALL BYYY MYYSELYEYELF
June 20, 2005 The Encounter that Wasnít, Fatherís Day and Other Events
June 17, 2005 Friday Flashback: He Ainít Heavy* . . .
June 16, 2005 Good-hearted Woman
June 15, 2005 Pregnant Thumbnail of Death
June 14, 2005 Ginger is . . .
June 13, 2005 The Heart of the Matter
June 10, 2005 Friday Flashback: Horrific School Portraits
June 09, 2005 Iím ART!!!
June 08, 2005 Killing Me Softly With Red Beans
June 07, 2005 Crybaby
June 06, 2005 Tagged - A Book Meme
June 03, 2005 Friday Flashback: I Should Totally Send This in to Cosmo
June 03, 2005 Smothering Death Kitty
June 02, 2005 Mouser
June 01, 2005 Wednesday WAH!
May 30, 2005 GINORMOUS Rant
May 27, 2005 Friday Flashback: Fun Mother
May 25, 2005 14 weeks!
May 24, 2005 Lost Monday
May 20, 2005 Friday Flashback Ė Wicked (Cool) Games and other Junior High Antics
May 19, 2005 Mr. Bís Film Debut Ė WATCH OUT EPISODE 3!!!
May 18, 2005 My Three Latest Accomplishments
May 17, 2005 The Next Realm of Empathy
May 16, 2005 Just When Don Johnsonís ďHeartbeatĒ Was Almost Out of My Head
May 13, 2005 Flashback Friday: Not Classy
May 11, 2005 All Growns Up
May 10, 2005 Saved by the IRS!
May 09, 2005 Pregnant F-Bomber
May 06, 2005 First Annual Friday Flashback
May 04, 2005 You Had to Know This Was Coming
May 03, 2005 Thatís Why I Married Him I Guess
May 02, 2005 The Tell-Tailbone
April 29, 2005 Tired and Achey
April 27, 2005 Mr. Bís First Signs of ďActing OutĒ
April 22, 2005 Our Human Bean!
April 21, 2005 P.F. Shame
April 19, 2005 Notes from a New Office
April 18, 2005 The Most AWESOME Site
April 18, 2005 OTTERS!
April 16, 2005 The First Visit
April 14, 2005 Well Iím Movin On Up (and downstairs)
April 13, 2005 Twenty Questions: Cool Game or Demon Possessed Eight Ball?
April 12, 2005 TERROR
April 11, 2005 Irony
April 11, 2005 What I Would Be Doing . . .
April 07, 2005 LIVID!!!
April 06, 2005 The Bitching Hour is Upon Us
April 05, 2005 HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY!
April 04, 2005 SUPER OTTER BABY LUST THAT BROUGHT ON THE WEEPFEST
April 04, 2005 Lazy Knocked-Up Weekend
April 01, 2005 Give Me a Brake (or 4)
March 31, 2005 Quoozy
March 28, 2005 Bloat On
March 25, 2005 From Here to Maternity
March 24, 2005 My Thoughts (Closed Captioned)
March 21, 2005 TWO PINK LINES!!!
March 21, 2005 Oh. My. GOD!
March 17, 2005 Mean Girls
March 17, 2005 Hair Pics
March 16, 2005 Adventures in Hair Continues
March 15, 2005 Why Does It Always Rain On Me?
March 11, 2005 About the Comments
March 10, 2005 My Mother The Blog
March 08, 2005 Itís Official!
March 07, 2005 Baby Blue
March 05, 2005 Thrifty
March 02, 2005 Three Years Ago Today . . .
March 01, 2005 Babymoon Version 2.0
February 28, 2005 Nestle Tollhouse of Horrors
February 25, 2005 Prelude a Líenfant
February 24, 2005 The View From Momís Front Window
February 23, 2005 Mr. B
February 23, 2005 Glimmers of Hope
February 21, 2005 Sunset on a GREAT Weekend
February 17, 2005 Sheís Loviní It!
February 17, 2005 Attack of the Killer Cramps
February 16, 2005 Goodbye Aunt Flow, Hello Lady Macbeth
February 15, 2005 Valentineís Day Recap
February 14, 2005 Valentineís Waits For No Man (or Woman)
February 13, 2005 Confessions of a Sociopath
February 10, 2005 SP
February 09, 2005 Dishonesty Diss
February 07, 2005 Babymoon
February 06, 2005 Drunk
February 06, 2005 New Cast!
February 05, 2005 Art and Stories and Fertility
February 01, 2005 Thoughts
January 31, 2005 8th Grade Bangs
January 28, 2005 She Bangs
January 28, 2005 Crazy Nazi Mama
January 27, 2005 Itís the NEW ME
January 27, 2005 Reality Bites (Of Too Many Different Illegal Food Items)
January 27, 2005 Tale from the Beetle
January 26, 2005 THE CAST
January 26, 2005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. B!
January 25, 2005 As theTummy Rumbles
January 25, 2005 Do These Glasses Make Me Look Fat?
January 24, 2005 Flashback
January 24, 2005 Hersheyís Kiss of Death - A Haiku
January 24, 2005 At My Most Beautiful
January 24, 2005 Inspiration
January 24, 2005 The Dog Ate My Groundwork
January 23, 2005 Johnny Carsonís Dead and Iím Not Feeling So Good Myself
January 23, 2005 I Canít Bear to Try to Put a "Cute Title" on this One
January 21, 2005 A Theory
January 21, 2005 Deep Dark Truthful Mirror: A Big Fat Rant
January 21, 2005 SHAMELESS PROMOTION FOR CHAD
January 20, 2005 American Idle
January 20, 2005 The First Annual Georgiís Birthday Ultimate Friendship Breakfast Test
January 19, 2005 Iím NUTS for this stuff!
January 18, 2005 Picture Preview
January 18, 2005 Man, That Lisa Loeb has Really Let Herself Go!
January 17, 2005 Timber!
January 17, 2005 Yet Another Zany Adventure
January 14, 2005 Big Pimpin
January 14, 2005 Fat by Association
January 13, 2005 Here Comes the Flood
January 12, 2005 The Dreaded 100 Things List
January 12, 2005 COPAY WHORE!
January 11, 2005 The Return of the Horrific Ponytail Hair
January 10, 2005 Ginger's Big Brown Bucket O' Grease
January 07, 2005 Latest Cookie Creation
January 07, 2005 One Pink Line
January 06, 2005 My Two Latest Disappointments
January 06, 2005 Miss Manners
January 06, 2005 Eleven Reasons Why I May be Pregnant
January 05, 2005 Deadly Sin
January 05, 2005 Eleven Things That I Did Over the Holidays
January 04, 2005 Home Sweet Home?
January 01, 2005 Happy Shmoo Year's
December 27, 2004 Obese Navidad
December 20, 2004 Is there some sort of river I can cleanse myself in?
December 20, 2004 Follicular Homicide and Other News
December 16, 2004 The Scoop on the Weight
December 15, 2004 (No) Funny Business
December 14, 2004 Decking the Piano
December 14, 2004 MY MISTER!
December 14, 2004 O Tannenbaum
December 14, 2004 Head Case
December 12, 2004 Boil Toil
December 10, 2004 Sheís a Maniac
December 06, 2004 THE SITE IS UP!
December 02, 2004 Latest Ailment
December 02, 2004 Quilling & Able
December 02, 2004 Mice, Mice Baby
December 01, 2004 Thanksgiving Holidays Newsletter
December 01, 2004 Eleven Things I am Thankful For
November 24, 2004 Eleven Reasons Why I am Annoyed Right Now
November 24, 2004 Doctor, Doctor . . Can't you see Iím burning, burning (calories)?
November 23, 2004 Sticker Shock - A list of eleven things you were horrified to know the price of once you were out in the "real world."
November 23, 2004 Eleven Bizarre and Fascinating Facts About Chad
November 23, 2004 Eleven Bizarre and Fascinating Facts About Me
November 23, 2004 Sheís Makin a List
November 22, 2004 Prozac Poop-out?
November 19, 2004 Ding! Ding! Ding!
November 19, 2004 Uh-Oh
November 19, 2004 Diagnosis: Hypochondria
November 17, 2004 Ignoring My Own Advice
November 16, 2004 Self Help
November 15, 2004 Horrific Ponytail Hair
November 12, 2004 Song I am Currently Obsessed With . . .
November 11, 2004 SAMPLE WHORE
November 11, 2004 Pain in the Boobage
November 10, 2004 The Rest of the Wedding and Job News
November 09, 2004 The Angry Wood Nymph
November 09, 2004 Nuts Versus Berries
November 08, 2004 The PJ Story
November 08, 2004 Wedding Story - part 1
November 08, 2004 Wedding Teaser!
November 02, 2004 PG Update
November 02, 2004 Bachelorette
November 02, 2004 So Wonderfully Wonderfully Wonderfully Wonderfully Pretty?
October 31, 2004 Happy Halloween (ACHOO)
October 30, 2004 Marriage . . . Hmpf!
2004-10-29 Planning for the Bachelorette
2004-10-28 POUT BELLY
2004-10-28 Happy Non-Anniversary
2004-10-28 Zen and the art of Living Room Sanctuaries
2004-10-27 Energy-less Blob
2004-10-26 Prick Test
2004-10-25 The Speech
2004-10-22 Move Over Purple
2004-10-19 Commandments Redux
2004-10-19 An Ode to My Pinky Toe
2004-10-19 Liturgy Trippin
2004-10-18 ASS HAT
2004-10-18 WHY Y?
2004-10-14 My How the Hours S T R E T C H
2004-10-14 The Cover of the White Trash Cookbook
2004-10-14 Horrific Headband Hair
2004-10-12 More Medicine Mishaps
2004-10-11 Gold in Them Hills
2004-10-11 So Much 2 Say
2004-10-08 Gastric Equation
2004-10-06 The Dope Show
2004-10-05 28 to date!
2004-10-04 Pumpkin Party!
2004-10-03 27 HEAVEN!
2004-10-01 Let the compliments begin!
2004-10-01 Ranting
2004-10-01 Remembering Hell
2004-09-30 Itís me!
2004-09-29 Test
2004-09-24 Morning Frenzy
2004-09-21 BOO!
2004-09-21 Training, by Georgi!
2004-09-20 I got on this scale this morning and I have GAINED . . .
2004-09-14 Hurricane Woes
2004-09-13 Monday, Monday
2004-09-09 God's Pursuit
2004-09-08 Conference Day
2004-09-08 Goooooood Morning
2004-08-30 Birthday Postscript
2004-08-25 Recently . . .
2004-08-20 WEIGHT UPDATE
2004-08-20 JIMBOíS IN LOVE!
2004-08-09 Maternal Mortification
2004-08-05 Pian-YES!
2004-07-28 STUCK
2004-07-28 PiaNOT
2004-07-26 Moooving Right Along
2004-07-24 One . . . Two . . . Three Barks Youíre Out
2004-07-20 You've Got Mail
2004-07-20 Long Time No Write
2004-07-14 Turning Japanese
2004-07-13 Meanie Weenie
2004-07-12 Not So Dirty After All . . .
2004-07-12 23 SKIDDOO!
2004-07-11 The Rest of The Weekend
2004-07-10 Even Older Jeans
2004-07-09 21 POUND SALUTE!
2004-07-08 Lost and Found
2004-07-06 ROARING TWENTY!
2004-07-02 Early Morning Mental Marathon
2004-07-01 18 Down!
2004-06-30 Unbirthday
2004-06-30 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHAD!
2004-06-28 Nighmares and More
2004-06-27 17
2004-06-25 Vomitous
2004-06-24 SWEET SIXTEEN
2004-06-23 Busy Times and Bowel Blues
2004-06-22 BUZZY AND BUSY
2004-06-21 Weepy Weekend
2004-06-18 The Girl in the Picture and other events
2004-06-16 A Keen Fifteen
2004-06-15 Emotional weight loss?
2004-06-14 ChChChanges
2004-06-14 LUCKY THIRTEEN!
2004-06-12 Old Jeans
2004-06-10 NINE IS FINE
2004-06-09 Future Shock
2004-06-08 So THAT explains it
2004-06-07 Whining but not Dining
2004-06-06 Too Much of a Good Thing
2004-06-04 EIGHT IS GREAT!
2004-06-03 Thank God for Prozac
2004-06-02 Boring Wednesday
2004-06-01 LUCKY SEVEN
2004-05-31 Things I forgot to mention . . .
2004-05-30 The Granny Test and Other Adventures
2004-05-28 He Spoils Me
2004-05-28 FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
2004-05-27 THIS JUST IN . . .
2004-05-27 POKENO and POUNDS LOST!
2004-05-26 Linguistic Thoughts
2004-05-25 Still Hanging On
2004-05-24 The Stomach Cries Hungry
2004-05-23 Le Weekend
2004-05-21 Wish Lists
2004-05-20 Coming out of the Dark
2004-05-18 Beautiful Day
2004-05-17 Today is my Sunday
2004-05-14 Furniture Lust and Wedding Woes
2004-05-14 Smoke and Mirrors; Cigarettes and Lies
2004-05-13 After the rain . . .
2004-05-12 What Chadís Anniversary Card to me said:
2004-05-12 Front desk
2004-05-11 Anniversary and other events
2004-05-10 Pissy
2004-05-09 Weighty Issues
2004-05-06 Thinkin
2004-05-05 Happy Cinquo de Mayo!
2004-05-04 Blah Blah Blog
2004-05-03 The weekend
2004-04-30 The Mickey
2004-04-30 Pain and Swelling
2004-04-29 The Lowdown Finale and Current Events
2004-04-29 The LowDown Part II
2004-04-27 The Lowdown Part I
2004-04-27 Teaser
2004-04-24 All my bags are packed, Iím ready to go . . .
2004-04-23 I am my own shrink!
2004-04-22 NEVER STAY AT THE LANDMARK HOTEL IN METAIRIE, LOUISIANA!!
2004-04-21 Happenings...
2004-04-20 SIX MONTHS!
2004-04-18 Sunday morning
2004-04-15 Not much going on . . .
2004-04-14 Run Ginger Run
2004-04-13 When youíre alone and life is making you lonely you can always go . . .
2004-04-13 Another life survey
2004-04-12 Coma Chameleon
2004-04-11 Easter Feaster
2004-04-08 Good Thursday
2004-04-08 Email Life Quiz
2004-04-06 Left work early . . .
2004-04-05 Allow myself to introduce . . . myself