Fat by Association

January 14, 2005
A little quiz I made up to try to add a little humor to my current state of weight. I know - I know - I can laugh all I want and that won't change anything.

Actually, though - I think it does burn calories.

Anyway - here ya go.

Choose the definition of these words as they apply best in your life:

a. An item of clothing one wears around one’s neck to keep warm or accessorize an outfit.
b. Something you do to your food when it arrives at a restaurant.

a. An animal in the canine family that travels in packs and mates for life.
b. The way in which you eat a bowl of anything – ice cream, chili, cereal, etc.

a. An item used for digging dirt, snow, etc.
b. The best adjective to describe how food goes from the plate and into your mouth.

a. To breathe in with the lungs.
b. What you do to the entire contents of a box of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy:
a. Loveable advertising icon for a bread and pastry company.
b. Your nickname.

a. The sound a turkey makes.
b. What you do to a pan of brownies.

a. A gymnast’s/dancer’s position that requires great flexibility.
b. The fate of most of your pants.

a. A deep narrow passage with steep rocky sides; a ravine.
b. What you do at a buffet.

a. A flexible band, as of leather or cloth, worn around the waist to support clothing, secure tools or weapons, or serve as decoration.
b. Never heard of it.

Mostly a's - You're normal and healthy.
Mostly b's - You're fat and your name is Ginger.

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