Goodbye Aunt Flow, Hello Lady Macbeth

February 16, 2005
I think Aunt Flow is here. Ah well – just more time for me to get healthier.

You know, I’m thinking of renaming my period.

Hmmm – how about Lady Macbeth? A bloody, historical (and insane) Shakespearean heroine may be a nice change. Hmmm – who else is infamous, female and bloody?

Lucretia Borgia? Nah- she only poisoned people.

Really, Eve (of the Garden of Eden) is supposedly to blame for all of these menstrual woes in the first place.

Hmmm – Lizzie Borden?

Of course, there’s always Bloody Mary. But that’s a little too obvious. You can’t say “Well, Bloody Mary’s in town, so – no sex tonight” without people going “ewwwwwwwww!”

I kinda like Lady Macbeth.

Lady Macbeth it is!

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