Goodbye Aunt Flow, Hello Lady Macbeth
You know, I�m thinking of renaming my period.
Hmmm � how about Lady Macbeth? A bloody, historical (and insane) Shakespearean heroine may be a nice change. Hmmm � who else is infamous, female and bloody?
Lucretia Borgia? Nah- she only poisoned people.
Really, Eve (of the Garden of Eden) is supposedly to blame for all of these menstrual woes in the first place.
Hmmm � Lizzie Borden?
Of course, there�s always Bloody Mary. But that�s a little too obvious. You can�t say �Well, Bloody Mary�s in town, so � no sex tonight� without people going �ewwwwwwwww!�
I kinda like Lady Macbeth.
Lady Macbeth it is!